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*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
NO
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when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
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people who follow me that never reblog me and don’t seem to share many interests with me
i hope you are enjoying your stay i kinda respect that you haven’t totally unfollowed me and at least tolerate me on your dash
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I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
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i just came up with the perfect rejection line. If a guy asks you to fuck him and you dont want to just say, “I live by the motto go big or go home and judging by the bump in your pants, ill be going home” ive never done this but im 47% it will work.
you know unless they say “well if you come back to my place i’ll show you, it’s big”
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